Canned Thoughts… Opened

CONTAINS:  Non-sense ramblings, indecent thoughts, sexually stimulating sharings and unsatified urges, shallow wallowings, and potentially libelous stataments.

SIDE EFFECTS:  Nausea, minor hypertension, dizziness, horniness, giddiness, and slight addicitiveness.  May experience frequent urge to vomit or defacate.

With no approved therapeutic effect.